The Pigman Takes on Tiger

Can Tiger Woods 'Survive' the Mass Hysteria? Read More for the Full Scoop
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Here's the deal on this.

TW's wife is and was hot. A gem in most men's eye, right or left.......testicle too. For a total stud like TW, aka TVV, it is simply put.... never enough.. Can never get enough. Man can not live on bread alone....and he makes alot of dough. So it ain't all about the greens and the green greens. There is that smell in the rough. And so it goes that when you are a Rock Star, defined as a traveling musician, athlete, or even a corporate salesman/engineer, etc.....and heterosexual....your body demands more than gatorade, which he could do commrrcials for the new flavor called, Tiger's Select Pussy Flavor and body rejuvinator...."providing one with the prowess to make that .....hole in one"

Ah, the dining schedule of said Rock Star: Poontang for breakfast, uh, shum Pussay for lunch, and, guess what.....hot steaming fresh pussy for dinner....and all the pussay, defined as Snack-algesic....you can stand...in one day, dammintt. Daily, 24/7x 365.....until now....DOH!

Ergo, on a diet like that.......YOU HAVE NO BUSINESS BEING MARRIED!

UNLESS.....unless you have an understanding and a written agreement with said spouse. An arrangement, spousal agreement pertaining to all things procreational and matrimonial, the benefits being Vegas-like, in that what happens on the tour stays on the tour. Only TMZ got in the way and frocked it up for every swinging dick with a card and bag of testosteronic clubs.

I submit TW has that arrangement, understood and well documented..

SO this is Christmas......and this is damage control.

And the man who brought Thanks Giving and Christmas and many a Happy New year to the PGA......must finally rest his 10'' iron wood.

Ciao main.

Bebo