It is important that the true story be told. John McCain was not a resident of the Hanoi Hilton. During the Viet Nam conflict, Mr. McCain was actually working as a bell hop at the Honolulu Hilton. Making minimum wage during the days and surfing the afternoons away, Mr. McCain was busy listening to Beach Boys music and riding the waves. He was an exemplary employee according to his manager, Ima Ho (Don Ho's distant cousin). "He was very careful with the guest's bags, and alway on time...".
Why am I bringing this to light now? As a former Swift Boat Veteran who was captured at the battle of Sum Yung Ho, I spent years at the Hanoi Hilton and never saw Mr. McCain. The truth must be told. Now, Mr. Rove, can I have my money?
4 comments:
You are a faggot, I'm sure you were never there. If only you knew what happened in that place you would jam your words up your ass. You are a fucking disgrace to the United States. I wish fucks like you would just leave, or be thrown in jail. I've met people that were actually at the Hanoi Hilton, and were side by side with John McCain. Get your facts strait before you jump on the internet and make yourself look like a damn fool. Even if you were joking go fuck yourself.
Now here is a nice young fellow who gets satire. That is one of the funniest posts I have ever received. Thanks for your contribution.
You see it was a play on the whole trumped up "Swift Boat Veterans for Truth thing..." well, um,. Nevermind.
You see it was a play on the whole trumped up "Swift Boat Veterans for Truth thing..." well, um,. Nevermind.
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